THE TWITTER SONG Lyrics (Explicit)

All Music by Bill Zucker Copyright © 2009

Yes I’ve been thinking…it’s time to start drinking
my whole life is falling apart
I’m stressed and depressed… my life is a mess
and I’ve got to make a new start

I don’t know why…but it seems girl that I
have an addictive personality
’cause I haven’t left home…in God knows how long
since I picked up a laptop to see

Won’t you PLEASE take me back
to the days I was only on crack
between Facebook and Twitter…my lifes in the shitter
and I just can’t to get it on back

Well…it all started with a little myspace
and soon that just wasn’t enough
now I’m out on the streets tryin’ to score a few tweets
this cyber life can be so tough

I can’t remember the last time I slept
and I sure don’t remember this beard
my phone has stopped ringing and no one stops by
I know my friends think I am weird

Won’t you PLEASE take me back
to the days I was only on crack
between Facebook and Twitter…my lifes in the shitter
and I just want to get it on back

Won’t you PLEASE take me back
to the days I was only on crack
between Facebook and Twitter…my lifes in the shitter
and I just want to get it on back

Well…I got an email from Dr. Drew
said my friends and my family were scared
I gained 50 pounds…I don’t come around
and my ass just won’t fit in the chair

Well he gave me a ticket to the computer convention
so I packed up my laptop to go
but I soon realized it was an intervention
To computer rehab I go

Won’t you PLEASE take me back
to the days I was only on crack
between Facebook and Twitter…my lifes in the shitter
and I just want to get it on back

Won’t you PLEASE take me back
to the days I was only on crack
between Facebook and Twitter…my lifes in the shitter
and I just want to get it on back

Won’t you PLEASE take me back
to the days I was only on crack
between Facebook and Twitter…my lifes in the shitter
and I just want to get it on back
between Facebook and Twitter…my lifes in the shitter
and I just want to get it on back

Won’t you PLEASE take me back
Won’t you PLEASE take me back
Won’t you PLEASE take me back